Inflated, Big Bust

The myth is busted! Subsidies, hand-outs, cash rebates for fuel, cash incentives for farmers and fishermen do not help the economy in the long term. We're heading for the big bust.

Most of those receiving these cash monies aren't paying income taxes that fuel the nation's growth. In KL city, many live in DBKL low cost flats subsidized by rate payers and still many will spend the money on the luxuries of Astro TV subscription and higher end cars. It's so frustrating to see tax payers money being spent on those who should not receive the subsidies. Drive by the flats in Sri Sabah Cheras, Desa Tun Razak, Bandar Tun Razak, to name a few. It's amazing to see there are more Astro dishes and expensive cars than there in the more upmarket apartments.

The big bust - Malaysia's inflation rate jumped to a 26-year high of 8.5 percent in August, driven by the escalating cost of food and fuel, according to official data released Wednesday. Thanks to more subsidies and cash hand-outs. And municipal council members can now have illicit sex with women from China.

The result was slightly higher than expected but the central Bank Negara would not raise interest rates to ensure growth.

With that kind of inflation, will the government increase the key interest rates? Or will it be maintained at 3.50 percent till the year-end to support growth?

The Department of Statistics revised downwards the inflation figure for July to 8.3 percent.

It said the cost of food and non-alcoholic drinks rose 11.7 percent in August compared to a year ago. The high inflation is already hurting consumers with many Malaysians cutting down on their food bill.

The August data showed escalating prices in most categories, including transport which jumped 21.8 percent, and restaurants and hotels which rose 6.5 percent.

Wholesome bust (pic) isn't such a bad thing even in times of inflated prices. We continue to delight in diligently pay taxes while others enjoy subsidies, Astro trivia and trash.


Source: Agence France-Presse - 9/24/2008 9:15 AM GMT

A Blow to Jobs, A Gloomy Outlook

Inflation fears among executives around the world have decreased sharply in the past six months, according to the latest McKinsey Global Survey on economic conditions.

Despite the ongoing financial turmoil and a notable lack of confidence in national economies, respondents indicate that many companies have some flexibility to cope: most of those seeking external funding have so far been able to find it, respondents who predict higher inflation are also likely to report that their companies will be able to raise prices, and a majority of all executives expect the productivity of their companies to increase.

However, almost 30 percent of respondents now expect their companies to shrink the size of their workforce in the next six months, up from 18 percent a year ago. (click on the exhibit). More than 60 percent of the respondents report that their companies have acted to become more energy efficient. Among the most widely used moves are two that can be made very quickly—using less energy to heat or cool corporate offices and reining in business travel.

A year ago, the executives’ fears about economies at the national level rose appreciably. Today, they worry still more: 78 percent say that economic conditions in their countries are worse than they were half a year ago (See exhibit), compared with 64 percent in June.

Source: Economic and hiring outlook, third quarter 2008: A McKinsey Global Survey

In Various Positions, Women Drive

In which ever positions women are laid, they can become dominant and drive better.

A McKinsey research shows that:
1) Companies that hire and retain more women not only are doing the right thing but can also gain a competitive edge.

2) There is a correlation between high numbers of female senior executives and stronger financial performance.

Click on the graphs to view McKinsey's findings or read more on the McKinsey Quarterly website.

Some companies have moved successfully to increase the hiring, retention, and promotion of female executives. Their initiatives have included efforts to ensure that HR policies aren’t inadvertently biased against women, to encourage mentoring and networking, to establish (and consistently monitor at a senior level) targets for diversity, and to find ways of creating a better work–life balance. Changes like these have a price, but there are business advantages to making them—above and beyond the branding benefit that might accrue to companies viewed as socially progressive.

Or should that read as "sexually progressive"? And "better work-life balance" includes better sex life in a sexually progressive workplace?

Mind-blowing Blow Job Of The Century

It's unlike seeing pantyless Britney Spears. On Monday, Sept. 15, Lehman Bros. filed the largest bankruptcy case in history. It's assets before filing for bankruptcy were at least USD639 billion. That's seven times the pre-filing assets of the second-largest bankruptcy since 1980. How many times of Malaysia's GDP is that?

Lehman Bros. collapse was soon followed by the once impregnable, 158 year-old American International Group (AIG). Through its insurance policies AIG touches far more consumers around the world. There goes all my insurance policies with AIA. AIG is in a much scarier situation than Lehman — the insurer has assets of USD1 trillion, more than 70 million customers and intimate back-and-forth dealings with many of the world's biggest and most important financial firms.

The iconic Merrill Lynch, known for with its famous bull logo in the Wall Street, suffering billions in losses in the last year due to fallout in the U.S. mortgage market proved too much for the 94-year old firm. Bank of America rescued it for USD50 billion.

Now the US Treasury is putting together a mother of all bailout plan of USD700 billion for the troubled institutions.

Even some of the smartest, savviest people in the financial world — like the folks running the U.S. Treasury and the Federal Reserve Board — find themselves reacting to rather than getting ahead of them. The top financial market analysts and writers like those of Time and Fortune magazines, with a combined 65 years of writing about business, say they have never seen anything like what's going on.

How did this financial tsunami come about? Should the tsunami hit Malaysia, which institutions would collapse first? How could such institutions that have endured for over a century, admired by many management gurus and students, and featured in books as built to last, finally suffer such devastating blow. Anyway, does anyone need to explain a mind-blowing blow job?

Offshoring Sexy No More

Is PIKOM representative of the industry? I associate PIKOM with PC Fairs, not the ICT industry. So I conclude that PIKOM represents only the PC retailers.

The Association of the Computer and Multimedia Industry of Malaysia (Pikom) is disappointed with Budget 2009 allocation for the country’s ICT segment. David Wong, PIKOM's Chairman said there are areas (within the ICT segment) that need to be seriously addressed, such as promoting (Malaysia as a regional centre) for outsourcing.

I thought that people don't talk about outsourcing any more. It's a period topic. In reality now, outsourcing isn't sexy any more. The wage inflation in this country has risen so much that it is no longer attractive to offshore.

The Real Minister of Education

Watch and listen to this transformative creativity of one man who is consumed by his passion and spellbinding eagerness to advocate for students and teachers. Here's what it takes to be the Minister of Education. (Don't be misled by the long intro. The video builds up to an awesomely inspiring presentation).

Free Access to Rear View on Sexy Environment

It may be rare to find absorbing websites on environment compared to anything sex-related. Environment and sex are two opposites. While sex is forbidden, sex is the most sought after, online or offline and all statistics confirm that. As free as there is access to environmental protection, it's almost as if environment is a forbidden topic - it's among the least accessed. Like me,some prefer to leave environment in the back - heck, there's nothing orgasmic about it.

So if you're like me, lets take a rear view for free at this Online Access to Research in the Environment (OARE), an international public-private consortium coordinated by the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP), Yale University, and leading science and technology publishers, enables developing countries to gain access to one of the world's largest collections of environmental science research.

Over 1,300 peer reviewed titles owned and published by over 340 prestigious publishing houses and scholarly societies are now available in more than 100 low income countries.

Research is provided in a wide range of awesome disciplines that would ensure our enduring sexuality.

Now, to make environment-related topics hot, again we learn from marketeers, that sex sells - blend sex and environment. It's only natural.

Sexy Home In A Box

When a cyclone hit Myanmar in May this year, killing 130,000 people and leaving millions homeless, Rotary clubs were among first responders, delivering ShelterBoxes. Designed to help an extended family survive for a minimum of six months, the lightweight, weatherproof box contains items such as a 10-person tent, blankets, basic tools, water-purification tablets and containers, a multi-fuel or wood-burning stove, mosquito nets and other items tailored to the particular region in crisis.

ShelterBox, created by ex-Royal Navy search and rescue diver, Tom Henderson, with Helston-Lizard Rotary Club, has aided more than 600,000 victims of disasters of all scales worldwide since 2001. Read the story on CNN's special edition, CNN Heroes, where you can also get involved.

Dedicated to Newly Wed Datuk J

Wilder Sex As Deforestation Rise

These pictures show two common things about rainforests anywhere. For example, Brazil, Malaysia and Australia all have huge areas rainforests. These rainforests are all home to some of the world's beautiful babes. Huge tracks of rainforests in all 3 countries have been cleared for golf courses, agriculture, timber and hot pit girls.

Myth: Hot pit girls drive you wild. Truth: Burning rainforests drives many wild.

Some 3,088 square miles of Amazon's forest were destroyed between August 2007 and August 2008 — a 69 percent increase over the 1,861 square miles felled in the previous 12 months, according to the National Institute for Space Research, which monitors destruction of the Amazon.

This is the first such increase in three years — as rising demand for soy and cattle pushes farmers and ranchers to raze trees.

The Amazon rainforest is so vast and full of life that even its defenders don't know exactly what it is they are protecting. The rainforest, which encompasses an area nearly as large as the continental United States and stretches across nine countries, is considered the world's richest and most varied natural habitat, with several million species of insects, plants, birds and fish calling it home. It also plays an important role in regulating Earth's temperature as its dense vegetation absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen into the air.

According to Cláudio C. Maretti, Brazil-based director for conservation for the World Wildlife Fund, the wealth of biodiversity is so immense, ". . . we cannot even estimate the amount we don't know. Every new expedition you do to the Amazon, you might find one new species of fish. Every other, you might find some new bird or frog." Read more on CNN's special edition, Planet in Peril

But the Amazon has been under pressure from outside forces for decades. In the past 40 years, roughly 20 percent of the rainforest has been wiped out, according to Maretti. The threat to rainforests in South East Asia is also acute. According to the UN Food and Agriculture Organization, from 2000 to 2005, Cambodia lost nearly 30 percent of its primary forests and Vietnam lost close to 55 percent.

What's uncommon about rainforests: In Sarawak, after milking the land, a large timber company, gives salt to the natives of the rainforest. Read more here . . .

Do something sexy here . . .

Here are 3 take-home lines from www.savetherainforest.org:

If you are thinking a year ahead, sow the seeds.
If you are thinking 10 years ahead, plant a tree.
If you are thinking 100 years ahead, educate the people.

Wonders of Sex on Ice With Grid Girls

Grid girls they say are hot. I've never seen them in action. Ice shelves they say are icy cold. Such oxy-moron statements. Hot sex with hot grid girls will melt the ice - that's the truth of the century. Why don't the morons doing the Merdeka Endurance Race take this simple truth instead of going round and round like goldfish in a fish tank, burning fuel for 12 hours and contributing to a warmer Earth causing ice shelves to melt.

(Picture: Large pieces of ice float off after separating from the Ward Hunt Ice Shelf July 29. That shelf has lost about eight square miles and the Serson shelf 47 square miles as the Markham Ice Shelf has separated and gone adrift. Source: Associated Press / MSNBC)

A huge chunk of ice shelf, more than 60 sq. km has broken away from Ellesmere Island in Canada's northern Arctic, another dramatic indication of how warmer temperatures are changing the polar frontier, scientists said Wednesday.

The 4,500-year-old Markham Ice Shelf separated in early August and the 19-square-mile shelf is now adrift in the Arctic Ocean. This comes on the heels of unusual cracks in a northern Greenland glacier, rapid melting of a southern Greenland glacier, and a near record loss for Arctic sea ice this summer. And March this year a 160-square mile chunk of an Antarctic ice shelf disintegrated.

The loss of these ice shelves means that rare ecosystems that depend on them are on the brink of extinction, said Warwick Vincent, director of Laval University's Centre for Northern Studies and a researcher in the program ArcticNet.

It is the burning of oil and other fossil fuels that scientists say is the chief cause of manmade warming and melting ice.

We know it's you and me are the culprits.

Find out more . . .

Erotic Stimulants for Dead Zones

Sometimes some guys who think they are smarter can tell us to screw ourselves. Here's how we do just that. "If we screw up the energy flow within our systems we could end up with no crabs, no shrimp, no fish. That is where these dead zones are heading unless we stop their growth," said Robert Diaz,co-author of the research in the journal Science. So we screw ourselves.

Like a chronic disease wasting a body, ocean "dead zones" with too little oxygen for marine life are spreading around the globe. The experts counted 405 dead zones in 2007 — a third more than their 1995 survey. The problem is growing to a magnittude that is starting to affect the resources that we pull out from the sea to feed ourselves.

Fertilizers, fuel, sewage blamed
Pollution-fed algae, which deprive other living marine life of oxygen, is the cause of most of the world's dead zones. Scientists mainly blame fertilizer and other farm runoff, sewage and fossil-fuel burning. Areas where there are prawn culture ponds and salmon farming cages have become hypoxic, too.

Rivers in South America that were once thought to be too large to have the same problems as the Mississippi River, now have their estuaries and coastal areas suffering the same malady.

This is a global problem and it has severe consequences for ecosystems. The trend could lead to global food problem. Now that's stimulating.

Towering Reach of Breast Cancer

“It is estimated that one in 19 women here are at risk of getting breast cancer in their lifetime. Even men are susceptible, although in small numbers.", said Women, Family and Community Development Minister Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen. Compare this to 1 in 8 women in the US.

The exact cause of breast cancer has not been established but clinical data has clearly shown a number of risk factors, which may be responsible for it:

Age: High incidence in the age group above 50 years and very low below 25 years. The disease is more aggressive in younger patients.

Menstrual cycle: Common in the ladies who have a longer menstrual life, i.e. the onset of menarche is earlier and cessation of menstruation is late.

Marital and maternal status: More common in spinsters, or if married then have not given birth to children, or if given birth then have not breast fed their offspring.

A positive history of breast cancer in mother, sisters, and daughters increases the risk.

Smoking and alcohol intake are supposed to increase the risk.

Women with a past history of having breast cancer on one side are at a greater risk to develop cancer on the opposite side also, about 1 per cent per year and the lifetime risk is 10 per cent.

Obesity and higher intake of saturated fatty acids have been also linked .

A woman who exercises atleast four hours per week reduces her risk of breast cancer. Exercise pumps up the immune system and cuts the oestrogen (female hormone) level.

Radiation to chest: Exposure of breast to radiation that may happen during radiotherapy for any cancer disease located either inside the chest or on the chest wall, may make the person more vulnerable to the development of breast cancer. This may happen 10 or 12 years after the exposure.

Oral Contraceptives: Women below the age of 35 years, who have been using oral contraceptive pills for more than 10 years, are at an increased risk of developing breast cancer.

Hormone-Replacement Therapy: It has been shown that continuous or sequential uses of combined oestrogen plus progestin hormone therapy (CHT) after the cessation of menstruation cycle are linked with an increased risk of breast cancer. The researchers also found that the women who have been using only oestrogen therapy as hormone replacement therapy (i.e. not combining with progestin) for 25 years or longer had no significant increase in the risk of breast cancer.

The readers are cautioned that these facts have been derived from the statistical analysis of the factors seen in the breast-cancer patients; they should not be taken as causative or predisposing factors. In the present era when breast cancer has become such a common disease, it is advisable to follow the guidelines.

This post is a tribute to the Avon Walk Around The World for Breast Cancer and the Pride Foundation.

Article abstracted from the Spectrum column of The Tribune by Dr S.M. Bose.

Best Chicken Rice in Kuala Terengganu

The name Batu Buruk (literally, means ugly rock) may not sound appealing. When in Kuala Terengganu, it is a place not to be missed. It's a one-stop local food haven or haven for local food.

Discover food varieties you can't get anywhere else in the country. Savour the crispy crusted fried seafood - crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Seafood may be limited in variety, but surely fresh from the sea. The Hainanese chicken rice stall in Batu Buruk beach is one of a kind - generous serving of tasty roasted chicken with a choice of 2 vegetables. Probably the best chicken rice you can find in Kuala Terengganu.

I don't have the word "sex" in the title of this post because it's post number 70.

Is There Sex in Redang Island?

There were all the reasons for me to be in Redang Island this weekend - the nice weather, the beautiful island itself, the lovely people at Merang jetty who would crowd the island, and of course, the wonderful people of Trustgate. I've been there a few times and have done the common things people do - open water diving, snorkelling, fishing, eating, lazing, and all, except for one thing. I couldn't figure out that one reason, but I have a feeling that it's gotta there and it has to be something orgasmic. Swim with a mermaid? Get attacked by a shark or a school of barracudas? How an attack by a swarm of bikini-clad sweet young things? Sex on a jet ski round the island? Reef ball planting? Chance on a bikini-clad Miss Universe (as in the picture)? Found an ancient treasure chest in a scuba diving trip?

Yet, I'm certain the Trustgate people would not find that orgasmic thing. It would only come to life because I'm there.

Check out useful information on Redang Island here.

Sex and Snakes - Very Amusing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1U1TmyCewZk&feature=related

Sex and Adult Movies in Malaysia

The script is still unwritten. I got a great book from Amazon.com on how to write winning movie script. The book has a case study on one of my favorite movie, The Usual Suspect. Sadly, there's nothing about how to write orgasmic sex movie script. Would anyone need a "How To" for that?

This guy makes things so real - they almost come to life. The pic is taken from bodohland.wordpress.com. It's got amazing ideas for hit Malaysian sex movies. Now, the script will be written.

Arab Sheikh and Sex

It's unfortunate that the people who know how to run this country and fix our economy are bloggers, taxi drivers, and those lepaking at Starbucks and kopitiams.

With the crude oil price soaring towards USD200 per barrel, I should die and reincarnate into an Arab oil sheikh. For every dollar increase in crude oil price, as an oil sheikh I would be USD2 mil richer per day and fulfill my ultimate fantasy of surrounding myself with all the beautiful women I choose everyday. I wouldn't need a magic carpet (as I still can't imagine doing it in mid-flight), but sail around the world in any of those luxury boats - minus the hawk.

Prices of Multi-ethnic Sex

Comments reserved. Don't try to figure out why the difference in prices. Read more at Elizabeth Pisani's Wisdom of the Whores here.

Sexy, Sensual Fuzy Armour

«The first proposals to ban cluster bombs were made in 1974. Since that time the weapons have been used in some 25 countries and, most worryingly, they are now in the arsenals of 70 states world-wide. Cluster bombs have already killed too many innocent civilians both during and after conflict.» —Bianca Jagger, Council of Europe Goodwill Ambassador

On 30 May 2008, at the conclusion of the Dublin Conference, participating states fulfilled their commitment made in the Oslo Declaration, to:

“Conclude by 2008 a legally binding international instrument that prohibit the use and stockpiling of cluster munitions that cause unacceptable harm to civilians and secure adequate provision of care and rehabilitation to survivors and clearance of contaminated areas”.

Major manufacturers and users of cluster bombs - including the US, Russia, Israel, India, Pakistan and China -refused to sign the treaty.

The Pentagon states that "blanket elimination of cluster munitions is unacceptable". The Pentagon not only told the world that it would keep on using cluster bombs -- it called the controversial weapons life-savers, too. The Defense Department's new policy on cluster munitions, describes the weapon as "legitimate weapons with clear military utility." The new policy is designed to reduce the danger of unexploded bomblets by mandating that bombs with a "dud rate" higher than 1% will not be used after 2018.

Why wait 10 years???

According to the Times, "There are about 720 million of the bomblets. The Pentagon adopted a policy in 2005 banning acquisition of cluster bombs with a dud rate higher than 1%, but the inventory contains many munitions purchased before then."

According to the US Congressional Research Service report, the U.S. dropped more than 1,200 cluster bombs — containing nearly 250,000 submunitions — in Afghanistan from 2001-2002. And the U.S. and British forces used about 13,000 of the bombs — with more than 1.8 million bomblets — during the first three weeks of combat in the Iraq war.

We all know one American live is worth about 10 European lives, or 50 Asian, 100 Muslim or 500 Africans.

Further readings on http://www.globalsecurity.org/ and http://www.noahshachtman.com/

Cluster Bomb or Sex Bomb

Which is the better bomb?

What if the US used sex bombs to invade Iraq? What if the scientists who are doing so much research into developing high-tech weapons, instead spend that effort into producing sex bombs? Imagine, instead of Sensor Fuzed Weapons (SFW), we have Sex Crazed Hottie (SFH)? Imagine instead of having millions of unexploded cluster bombs left out in the open spaces harming many civilians, we have millions of ever willing sensor-fuzed sex bombs roaming around our bedrooms, ready to explode upon sensing our urges.

Food for Sex and Four Wives in Terengganu

Common offerings at food stalls in Terengganu. Plenty in Batu Buruk beach, Kuala Terengganu. You'll never miss this in any pesta, carnival, festival, and other public events in Kuala Terengganu.

Nuggets, sausages and beef patties (burger) are actually made of loads of animal fat and skin. That explains why these taste so good and yummy. I believe the so-called fish balls and sotong balls are flavoured flour with loads of MSG. Eat at your own health risk.

What You Wear Matters Not

Cheap or expensive, street or elegant, all clothes look their best in a crumpled pile by the bedside in the morning.

Ask the Terengganu people who flock the Terengganu Carnival where affordable wears almost dress up the whole carnival. Clothing stalls are the dominant feature of every carnival, pesta or expo in Kuala Terengganu. Here's where you can get all the clothes your four wives will ever need.

So really, in the end, what you wear does not matter.

SIRIM Sells Pau, Sex Maybe

Think Rio - think Brazilian babes in birthday suits.

Think Terengganu Carnival - what comes to mind? Beautiful islands, kites, turtles, kerepok lekor, sun, sand sea, surf and cool coconut water. A carnival in Terengganu would not be complete without hot girls in sexy batik silk blowing in the wind. Somehow, the carnival is incomplete. So, sorry guys - no shots to take, so no pictures to show.

Next time, think Terengganu Carnival, think SIRIM selling pau. If you check out the gloomy, poorly lit SIRIM stall at the carnival, you'll probably discover something more fulfilling than pau. Something like what you may find in those glitzy hair salon. Given the twisted, wickedly convoluted politics in our country, anything can happen.

But SIRIM selling pau in a gloomy stall begs taxpayers to get answers to one big question. What are we getting from the well-paid scientists in SIRIM? Literally Permanent Head Damage?

Trading and Sex at Bursa Malaysia

I'm trying to imagine the scenario whereby, while grinding and pounding like a piston at high speed towards seventh heaven, your hardware fails. Bursa Malaysia CEO, Datuk Yusli Mohamed Yusoff, told a press conference yesterday (3-Jul) that the suspension of two trading sessions was due to “hardware failure”. And according to him, such technical glitches are "normal market risks" and "is a purely technical issue". Can we say hardware failure is a normal F*^%@ risk?

Bursa's CIO, Yew Kim Keong, said "the back-up system had taken longer than expected to start yesterday due to additional measures adopted to ensure trading integrity. It is our policy (to ensure) that not more than a third of the brokers are unable to connect to the central trading system.”

Blame it on the system!!! That's what I used to do and I thought it's the best excuse you can ever give to your boss or your customer or your supplier when you owe them. But now Bursa's CEO and CIO use the same excuse!!! I thought the higher-up people with such designations are more intelligent than me.

Isn't it people who built the system and maintain it?

Given what Yew said, if you're intent on grinding non-stop to seventh heaven, make sure your system is not "HP Non-Stop Hardware, which was commonly used by exchanges around the world".

“Most importantly is the loss of credibility," said Malaysian Investors Association president Datuk P.H.S. Lim, in responsed to the system breakdown.

Guys, make sure you have a backup penis in case your hardware breakdown while at it. With a loss of credibility, the only ones you could have sex with would be people at Bursa Malaysia.

How to give a blow job to Bernard Dompok

It's now obvious why divorce rate in Malaysia is as high as France's. Not that we can speak of France's culture in the same breathe as we speak of Malaysia's. Tan Sri Bernard Dompok had a one night stand with Tan Sri Leo Moggie till they got their arses blistered, but not by the infamous buttman, Dato Seri AI.

Leo Moggie didn't make any statement? Why? Isn't it obvious that he owe his living to the BN? So Bernard Dompok spoke up. Why? My guess is that Leo Moggie gave Bernard Dompok a blow job in return for him to do the talking.

Why is Bernard Dompok raising the demand now? I'll stick to the conspiracy theory for my answer. The Prime Minister or his people gave a blow job each to Bernard Dompok, Leo Moggie and Federick Lojingki in return for them to play lead roles in the "Sabah, Sarawak Demand More" drama.

It seems so real - such fine acts. But they missed the most telling evidence of a fake - Bernard Dompok, Minister in PM Dept. How convenient. In these trying times for the BN, succeeding at main wayang-wayang is critical success factor.

Sex Worshippers

Now, here's an alternative religion that I've created to prevent incidents like rape and illicit sex as well as to safeguard the morals and dignity of women in Kelantan. And the gods are between the legs. Every time you look up to the heavens in prayer, you get RM500.00. That's the equivalent amount of the fine imposed by the Kota Bharu municipal council if you wear thick make-up, bright coloured lipstick and high-heeled shoes which made a tapping sound. Convert and be rewarded now!

Love, Lust, Sex, and Orgasm in Malaysia

Here's the real deal!!! 73,000 Malaysians have it. In 2006, 5,400 Malaysians got it. Based on current trends, by 2015, 300,000 Malaysians will have it. 36% of them are amongst people aged between 13 to 29 years old. It is likely that people who found out that they got it before the age of 30, actually got it in their twenties and sometimes even during their teens. What's this "it"? Nah, too dirty a word to mention.

If you care, find out more here.

Sexual Prudence in Terengganu

This is one AWESOME video!!! Full length of the infamous "Girls Gone Wild" videos which ruthlessly exploit the sexual imprudence of American college girls. The age of the non-procreative union is here and discerns the signs of a new counter-culture.

In our sex-saturated culture, we pay homage to the Terengganu man who, after siring 25 children with 3 wives, has taken a 4th wife with whom he intends to produce another 15 children. The archetype of modernity is no more the young women who take on opportunities to flaunt their attributes and prove that they are "sex positive", but the "bertudung" ones who'll be 2nd, 3rd, or 4th wife. In this new culture, we liberate young women from the constructs of patriarchal society (where fathers guard their daughters) to a, perhaps, more incestuous alternative. Watch this video and say bye-bye to MTV sexual exhibitionism.

Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild Vid

Sarawak's Best Gourmet Fish

This is the Empurau fish, of the white species (there are 2 other species - red and black). Found upstream in fast flowing Sarawak rivers with clear clean rock-bottom waters (major rivers in Kapit, Belaga, Limbang, Lawas and Ulu Baram). Catch for the family table weighs 2 - 10kg, but can grow up to 30kg, tho rare nowadays. Feeds on certain type of flowers and fruit - ensurai and engkabang trees. Dwindling in numbers. Only on a vey lucky day can you catch one - like striking a lottery ticket prize.

Very, very tasty, flesh with tinge of sweetness. Juicy in its own oil. Best cooked steam. Most yummy fish. Way, way tastier than the common salmon, cod, tuna or others. Even the scales are soft, sweet to eat.

Guess how much it costs.

RM300 - RM450 per Kg from the kampong fisherman, depending on which part of the river. RM500 - RM1,000 per Kg from the middleman. Served at RM1,000 - RM1,500 per Kg in selected chinese restaurant.

According to Dr Elli Luhat, the empurau is found mainly in trans-Himalayan countries like Nepal, Afghanistan and all the way to Burma. It is known as “mahseer” in some of these countries.

Said to be the king of the Himalayan rivers. Locally, the Semah, which is of the same family, is often mistaken as the Empurau. The Empurau's long median lobe on the lower lips distinguishes it from the Semah.

The empurau’s population is dwindling due mainly to indiscriminate logging. It has been successfully bred for the first time at the Tarat Inland Fisheries Station in Serian. This breakthrough is the result of three years of collaboration between the Fisheries Division and Deakin University headed by Prof. Sena De Silva.

Contact Dr Elli (+60.13.8289795 or ordrelliluhat@gmail.com), for conservation and breeding of empurau.

Father's Day Gift - Boy or Girl

How is that the guys in the adult movies can last for hours before reaching orgasm? It's movie magic, stupid! But even in the live performances (go Europe), the guys seem to last forever.

This post is for the poor guys who can't last even a minute (normal is over 7 minutes). At the same time, it's also for the fathers who want to make baby girls or baby boys. What' the relationship? It's my theory to explain why there seems to be more girls than boys. I see more women than men in my office, I see more women driving on the roads in Kuala Terengganu than there are men, and certainly there are more females in schools, colleges and universities in our country.

For Fathers Day, I'll stick to absurdity and sexiness - how long you last determines if you'll get a baby girl or baby boy. No, you don't need the expensive high-tech techniques. Check to make sure I'm correct here.

The acidity or alkalinity of a woman's vagina is very important in determining baby boy or girl. An acidic environment favours girls, since it will kill the weaker male sperm first and leave a greater number of X sperm (female) to fertilise the egg. So, if you are trying for a boy, a good time for intercourse is when the vaginal balance changes to alkaline - on the day the woman ovulates, or ensure that she orgasms first before you do. Orgasms play a role in determining the sex of a child - the female orgasm. A woman’s body releases a substance that rises alkaline levels when she orgasms. Boys are produced much quicker when there are higher levels of alkaline.(so the explanation for the apparent more-female-than-male phenomena is perhaps because our women don't orgasm enough or because many men now don't last long enough for the women to orgasm).

Fathers, on this Fathers Day, if you want to make baby boys or just want to last as the guys in the movies do, check this drug, Dapoxetine, and this spray, the TEMPE Spray. Don't get over-excited yet. The drug and the spray are yet to be released. If you can't wait, these drugs are in use - Anafranil, Prozac, Zoloft and Paxil.

Happy Fathers Day, guys! Don't rush, but last.

Fathers Day Terengganu Homestay Package

Fathers Day Special Homestay Package in Kuala Terengganu

Fully furnished, quiet, cozy place to stay in Kuala Terengganu at only RM500 per room per night. Limited rooms available.

A Fathers Day special package available for attractive, young and willing females. Special package offer ends when notified.

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Amazing Creations for Father's Day

Craigslist
In Kuala Terengganu, you can't find any classifieds in any newspaper or ads in any 7-Eleven Community Board on room or house for rent. I scouted the city and suburbs, but not a single notice on any unoccupied house if it's for rent. But, in many US cities, Craigslist is the best way to get a job, find an apartment, buy furniture or get a date. It's not flashy or slick, but you won't see any commercial ads here, and the Best Of section is not to be missed.

To me the attractiveness of this creation is that the classifieds are not edited. Another attraction, too, is the anonymity of the Internet - so now I get to shed some inhibition. Some landlords and apartment dwellers looking for roommates are offering to accept sex in lieu of rent on Craigslist. There's an ad offering a room in exchange for "sex and light office duty." Another, a one-bedroom pool house is free "to a girl that is skilled and willing." Yet another ad, a USD700-a-month room is available at a discount to a fit female willing to provide sex. I just wonder if these guys really get to collect rent under the sheets. But it gives me some absurd Father's Day idea.

I got two empty rooms in Kuala Terengganu and now that I could shed some inhibition, I'm thinking of taking a little adventure with this form of voyeurism and hope that it does result in an actual exchange of sex for rent. I'll use the local Terengganu term - homestay, instead of house for rent. Guys, when you see an ad that goes like this, let the hot chicks know: "Athletic MBA Man offering attractive Homestay package in Kuala Terengganu. RM500 per day, negotiable for attractive and willing young females. Offer expires after Fathers Day". Should I change the tag for this post to something sexy and absurd?

Google Maps
I could find, with ease, my way to Kampong Biawak, Lundu, Sarawak with this Google Map on my HTC TyTN II phone. People said I could get fish, fresh from the fishermen's boat a Pulau Kambing in Kuala Terengganu. I located the place on Google Map on my phone and got my fresh fish just as they landed from the sea at the Pulau Kambing jetty. Google's Street View brought a new dimension to mapping this year, offering users real-life images from ground level.

Yelp.com
At Yelp, customers write critical appraisals of everything from theaters to public restrooms. It's the "wisdom of the crowd" in action. Does anyone know if we have something similar here in Malaysia, comprehensive, reliable? If so, it means we Malaysians have moved one level up from being mere consumer of internet-based info to providers of good content.

NYTimes.com
So much have been said about how this grand old newspaper reinvented itself. It has crafted a strong, user-friendly online presence spiced with engaging interactive graphics and first-rate news video. Check this out to see how brilliant the online presence has been designed to give us such an awesome online experience. Our local thestar.com.my is almost there, I think. But the poor guys in RTM, Media Prima and NSTP's www.emedia.com.my continues to remain latecomers, if they ever get to survive the next few years.
http://www.nytimes.com/

Sidestep
SideStep scans more than 200 other travel-focused Web sites, looking for low-priced flights, hotels, rental cars and cruises. The bottom line: It's surprisingly effective at finding deals. It's a great model. Somehow, I haven't found a low-priced deal that low-priced enough for an average Malaysian like me.

Digg
Digg continues to serve denizens of the Web as the most reliable barometer of must-read news on the Internet. Another interesting idea.

Flock
On Father's Day when you get sick of having to surf to all your favorite sites and services, get Flock. Flock integrates Facebook updates, Twitter feeds, YouTube videos, Flickr photo streams, Gmail and Yahoo Mail and blogging tools into a single navigation (and browsing) interface. Read a review here.

Communicating with Young People

The coming Wet n Tech Camp will again be a time for adults to exercise effective skills in nurturing young people in an informal setting. We have seen too many programs targeting young people, but fail to involve them in building life-skills. Take the National Service program for example. Would it not benefit the young people if they are involved in the designing, planning, running and evaluation of the program activities? Wouldn't they at least learn about planning and leadership by being involved that way? Have you seen how the adults communicate with the participants?

Often, we adults talk down to children. It's almost a natural thing to do and our children grow up to do the same thing. We lecture and preach to children. We talk to them condescendingly or without respect, judge their actions, force our own values unto them, use punishment or anger, and make their questions seem silly.

Experiences from raising 6 children (I'm sure you have your experiences to share), combined with community sevice work involving children, here's some positive adult-children communication that may help improve how we get along with young people. It's no different from the communication skills we need in the office. But it takes us to change our own way of relating to young people:

1. Listen and ask questions.
2. Understand the problem or issue.
3. Give facts and correct information.
4. Be able to say, "I don't know".
5. Share your values.
6. Be patient.
7. Share your faith.
8. Respect their opinions.
9. Assure confidentiality and build trust.
10. Share alternatives and options.
11. Give choices.
12. Develop their decision-making skills.
13. Give guidance to live long, healthy lives.
14. Help them identify their feelings and opinions.
15. Build their confidence and self-esteem.

Facilitators of the Wet n Tech Camp, as usual, will need to exercise this communication skill. These may also be especially useful when communicating about family issues, sexuality and growing pains with young people.

Tube, Instinct, iPhone - Where's the sex?

Buying new phones now may not be a good idea. No, not because of the fuel price hike. Apple just launched its new 3G iPhone, priced at USD199 (previous iPhone retailed at USD399) and will be available first in 70 countries (not Malaysia, yet).

For those who can't wait for iPhone's availability in Malaysia, we have two iPhone killers worth owning, but yet to be available.
1. Nokia's Tube
2. Samsung's Instinct

With the iconic iPhone redefining the user experience in mobile phones, Nokia and Samsung have been toiling away with touch-based competitors to the iPhone. Both touted by critics as iPhone killers. (From my experience, nothing comes close to Apple's user experience). Tube is Nokia's first touch device, powered by the new Symbian operating system with built-in Java support (iPhone does not support Java, but Sun has announced will port JVM to iPhone).

Samsung Instinct has a touch screen (smaller than iPhones) featuring localized tactile feedback, called haptics, which allow the virtual QWERTY keypad and other operations to become a sensory experience. It has features like Visual Voicemail, allowing users to listen to messages in their order of preference and manage them with a simple tap of the screen. It also provides support for (POP3) email, multitasking capabilities that allow the user to play music in background mode while surfing the Internet, texting or playing games, a 2.0 megapixel camera with camcorder and expandable microSD memory of up to 8GB. It also includes a Global Positioning System chip. Does it have a feature that enables one to have more sex?

Here's a great review of Instinct vs 3G iPhone:

50 Years of Eating Dust

Kampong Biawak, Lundu, Sarawak is home to the Selakau people, a Dayak group. It's a border village. You can get across to Kalimantan on a day pass. Across the border is the other half of the kampong.

I spent the first day of Gawai, 1st June, visiting open houses here and enjoyed the rest of the day at open houses in Lundu, moving on to Bau district to the villages of Kpg Opar, Kpg Serasot and Kpg Stass.

Of all th kampongs, Kpg Biawak is a deep contrast to the others. Even after 50 years of independence, the people of Kpg Biawak continue to commute on dusty gravel road, an improvement from the earthen road.

It's no wonder that more and more people are demanding change. For me, that change means that the boss of Petronas must be a Sarawakian, that Sarawak decides how the revenues are spent. That change means instead of giving out oil revenue royalty, the Federal Government must now request for from Sarawak and justify for revenues for its expenditures.

Come Experience Gawai in Singai

Kampong Apar, Singai, Bau, Sarawak. Be there on May 21, 2008. Pictured is a screenshot from thestar.com.my.

Sex Sigma vs 6

Here is the new, more acceptable Six Sigma logo. "Quality is like sex. Everyone wants it, but few people get it", that's what a friend and one-time mentor (now CEO of MyBiz) once said. I have never been able to dispute that. There are just as many sex therapists as there are quality management gurus to remedy the many who fail to have sex and companies that fail in quality management. The companies I work for all fail their quality programs and for me, it's always the other guys who have all the luck with the hot chicks. Both quality and sex have many terms by which people refer to them - Six Sigma, QCC, Shag, Copulate for example. Both quality and sex have so many stuffs written about them and there are just as many 101 Ways of Enjoying Sex books, articles and websites as there are 101 Ways of Improving Quality in Your Company books. More similarities:

1. I don’t “get” either one.
2. They both have a measure phase.
3. People have used both to pay their bills. (pls check with Motorola if people have used sex to pay their Six Sigma bills).
4. Exciting at first, then disappointing.
5. Lies, myths and exaggerations are rampant.
6. They both make me sleepy.

One difference between the two - in business institutions there are quality programs such as Six Sigma program or QCC, but we don't have sex programs in our marriage institutions. Another difference - after the initial arousal and excitement, quality programs die off without ever reaching climax, but with sex and good play you can get multiple orgasm and spiritual fulfillment.

Lesson from experience - use of the term "Sex Sigma" (or similar terms) to describe a Six Sigma quality program indicates the term users have rejected the Six Sigma program. If you start hearing such terms around your company, then you can conclude your Six Sigma program is being rejected within your company.

When that happens, it is time to use a more acceptable logo (such as the one shown above) for your Sex Sigma program. With sex being the most searched topic on the Internet by Malaysians, you can't go wrong with Sex Sigma as a successful program in your company.

What A Great Gawai

These people certainly know where the best Gawai is - always in Singai. The Super Bikers, the former diplomat (diplomats are the biggest party people I know), the UNDP folks, all the children and even the poor boy who got sick through out the holidays.