What You Wear Matters Not

Cheap or expensive, street or elegant, all clothes look their best in a crumpled pile by the bedside in the morning.

Ask the Terengganu people who flock the Terengganu Carnival where affordable wears almost dress up the whole carnival. Clothing stalls are the dominant feature of every carnival, pesta or expo in Kuala Terengganu. Here's where you can get all the clothes your four wives will ever need.

So really, in the end, what you wear does not matter.

SIRIM Sells Pau, Sex Maybe

Think Rio - think Brazilian babes in birthday suits.

Think Terengganu Carnival - what comes to mind? Beautiful islands, kites, turtles, kerepok lekor, sun, sand sea, surf and cool coconut water. A carnival in Terengganu would not be complete without hot girls in sexy batik silk blowing in the wind. Somehow, the carnival is incomplete. So, sorry guys - no shots to take, so no pictures to show.

Next time, think Terengganu Carnival, think SIRIM selling pau. If you check out the gloomy, poorly lit SIRIM stall at the carnival, you'll probably discover something more fulfilling than pau. Something like what you may find in those glitzy hair salon. Given the twisted, wickedly convoluted politics in our country, anything can happen.

But SIRIM selling pau in a gloomy stall begs taxpayers to get answers to one big question. What are we getting from the well-paid scientists in SIRIM? Literally Permanent Head Damage?