The name Batu Buruk (literally, means ugly rock) may not sound appealing. When in Kuala Terengganu, it is a place not to be missed. It's a one-stop local food haven or haven for local food.
Discover food varieties you can't get anywhere else in the country. Savour the crispy crusted fried seafood - crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Seafood may be limited in variety, but surely fresh from the sea. The Hainanese chicken rice stall in Batu Buruk beach is one of a kind - generous serving of tasty roasted chicken with a choice of 2 vegetables. Probably the best chicken rice you can find in Kuala Terengganu.
I don't have the word "sex" in the title of this post because it's post number 70.
There were all the reasons for me to be in Redang Island this weekend - the nice weather, the beautiful island itself, the lovely people at Merang jetty who would crowd the island, and of course, the wonderful people of Trustgate. I've been there a few times and have done the common things people do - open water diving, snorkelling, fishing, eating, lazing, and all, except for one thing. I couldn't figure out that one reason, but I have a feeling that it's gotta there and it has to be something orgasmic. Swim with a mermaid? Get attacked by a shark or a school of barracudas? How an attack by a swarm of bikini-clad sweet young things? Sex on a jet ski round the island? Reef ball planting? Chance on a bikini-clad Miss Universe (as in the picture)? Found an ancient treasure chest in a scuba diving trip?
Yet, I'm certain the Trustgate people would not find that orgasmic thing. It would only come to life because I'm there.
The script is still unwritten. I got a great book from Amazon.com on how to write winning movie script. The book has a case study on one of my favorite movie, The Usual Suspect. Sadly, there's nothing about how to write orgasmic sex movie script. Would anyone need a "How To" for that?
It's unfortunate that the people who know how to run this country and fix our economy are bloggers, taxi drivers, and those lepaking at Starbucks and kopitiams.
With the crude oil price soaring towards USD200 per barrel, I should die and reincarnate into an Arab oil sheikh. For every dollar increase in crude oil price, as an oil sheikh I would be USD2 mil richer per day and fulfill my ultimate fantasy of surrounding myself with all the beautiful women I choose everyday. I wouldn't need a magic carpet (as I still can't imagine doing it in mid-flight), but sail around the world in any of those luxury boats - minus the hawk.
«The first proposals to ban cluster bombs were made in 1974. Since that time the weapons have been used in some 25 countries and, most worryingly, they are now in the arsenals of 70 states world-wide. Cluster bombs have already killed too many innocent civilians both during and after conflict.» —Bianca Jagger, Council of Europe Goodwill Ambassador
On 30 May 2008, at the conclusion of the Dublin Conference, participating states fulfilled their commitment made in the Oslo Declaration, to:
“Conclude by 2008 a legally binding international instrument that prohibit the use and stockpiling of cluster munitions that cause unacceptable harm to civilians and secure adequate provision of care and rehabilitation to survivors and clearance of contaminated areas”.
Major manufacturers and users of cluster bombs - including the US, Russia, Israel, India, Pakistan and China -refused to sign the treaty.
The Pentagon states that "blanket elimination of cluster munitions is unacceptable". The Pentagon not only told the world that it would keep on using cluster bombs -- it called the controversial weapons life-savers, too. The Defense Department's new policy on cluster munitions, describes the weapon as "legitimate weapons with clear military utility." The new policy is designed to reduce the danger of unexploded bomblets by mandating that bombs with a "dud rate" higher than 1% will not be used after 2018.
Why wait 10 years???
According to the Times, "There are about 720 million of the bomblets. The Pentagon adopted a policy in 2005 banning acquisition of cluster bombs with a dud rate higher than 1%, but the inventory contains many munitions purchased before then."
According to the US Congressional Research Service report, the U.S. dropped more than 1,200 cluster bombs — containing nearly 250,000 submunitions — in Afghanistan from 2001-2002. And the U.S. and British forces used about 13,000 of the bombs — with more than 1.8 million bomblets — during the first three weeks of combat in the Iraq war.
We all know one American live is worth about 10 European lives, or 50 Asian, 100 Muslim or 500 Africans.
What if the US used sex bombs to invade Iraq? What if the scientists who are doing so much research into developing high-tech weapons, instead spend that effort into producing sex bombs? Imagine, instead of Sensor Fuzed Weapons (SFW), we have Sex Crazed Hottie (SFH)? Imagine instead of having millions of unexploded cluster bombs left out in the open spaces harming many civilians, we have millions of ever willing sensor-fuzed sex bombs roaming around our bedrooms, ready to explode upon sensing our urges.
Common offerings at food stalls in Terengganu. Plenty in Batu Buruk beach, Kuala Terengganu. You'll never miss this in any pesta, carnival, festival, and other public events in Kuala Terengganu.
Nuggets, sausages and beef patties (burger) are actually made of loads of animal fat and skin. That explains why these taste so good and yummy. I believe the so-called fish balls and sotong balls are flavoured flour with loads of MSG. Eat at your own health risk.
Cheap or expensive, street or elegant, all clothes look their best in a crumpled pile by the bedside in the morning.
Ask the Terengganu people who flock the Terengganu Carnival where affordable wears almost dress up the whole carnival. Clothing stalls are the dominant feature of every carnival, pesta or expo in Kuala Terengganu. Here's where you can get all the clothes your four wives will ever need.
So really, in the end, what you wear does not matter.
Think Rio - think Brazilian babes in birthday suits.
Think Terengganu Carnival - what comes to mind? Beautiful islands, kites, turtles, kerepok lekor, sun, sand sea, surf and cool coconut water. A carnival in Terengganu would not be complete without hot girls in sexy batik silk blowing in the wind. Somehow, the carnival is incomplete. So, sorry guys - no shots to take, so no pictures to show.
Next time, think Terengganu Carnival, think SIRIM selling pau. If you check out the gloomy, poorly lit SIRIM stall at the carnival, you'll probably discover something more fulfilling than pau. Something like what you may find in those glitzy hair salon. Given the twisted, wickedly convoluted politics in our country, anything can happen.
But SIRIM selling pau in a gloomy stall begs taxpayers to get answers to one big question. What are we getting from the well-paid scientists in SIRIM? Literally Permanent Head Damage?
I'm trying to imagine the scenario whereby, while grinding and pounding like a piston at high speed towards seventh heaven, your hardware fails. Bursa Malaysia CEO, Datuk Yusli Mohamed Yusoff, told a press conference yesterday (3-Jul) that the suspension of two trading sessions was due to “hardware failure”. And according to him, such technical glitches are "normal market risks" and "is a purely technical issue". Can we say hardware failure is a normal F*^%@ risk?
Bursa's CIO, Yew Kim Keong, said "the back-up system had taken longer than expected to start yesterday due to additional measures adopted to ensure trading integrity. It is our policy (to ensure) that not more than a third of the brokers are unable to connect to the central trading system.”
Blame it on the system!!! That's what I used to do and I thought it's the best excuse you can ever give to your boss or your customer or your supplier when you owe them. But now Bursa's CEO and CIO use the same excuse!!! I thought the higher-up people with such designations are more intelligent than me.
Isn't it people who built the system and maintain it?
Given what Yew said, if you're intent on grinding non-stop to seventh heaven, make sure your system is not "HP Non-Stop Hardware, which was commonly used by exchanges around the world".
“Most importantly is the loss of credibility," said Malaysian Investors Association president Datuk P.H.S. Lim, in responsed to the system breakdown.
Guys, make sure you have a backup penis in case your hardware breakdown while at it. With a loss of credibility, the only ones you could have sex with would be people at Bursa Malaysia.
It's now obvious why divorce rate in Malaysia is as high as France's. Not that we can speak of France's culture in the same breathe as we speak of Malaysia's. Tan Sri Bernard Dompok had a one night stand with Tan Sri Leo Moggie till they got their arses blistered, but not by the infamous buttman, Dato Seri AI.
Leo Moggie didn't make any statement? Why? Isn't it obvious that he owe his living to the BN? So Bernard Dompok spoke up. Why? My guess is that Leo Moggie gave Bernard Dompok a blow job in return for him to do the talking.
Why is Bernard Dompok raising the demand now? I'll stick to the conspiracy theory for my answer. The Prime Minister or his people gave a blow job each to Bernard Dompok, Leo Moggie and Federick Lojingki in return for them to play lead roles in the "Sabah, Sarawak Demand More" drama.
It seems so real - such fine acts. But they missed the most telling evidence of a fake - Bernard Dompok, Minister in PM Dept. How convenient. In these trying times for the BN, succeeding at main wayang-wayang is critical success factor.
