Sex Worshippers

Now, here's an alternative religion that I've created to prevent incidents like rape and illicit sex as well as to safeguard the morals and dignity of women in Kelantan. And the gods are between the legs. Every time you look up to the heavens in prayer, you get RM500.00. That's the equivalent amount of the fine imposed by the Kota Bharu municipal council if you wear thick make-up, bright coloured lipstick and high-heeled shoes which made a tapping sound. Convert and be rewarded now!

Love, Lust, Sex, and Orgasm in Malaysia

Here's the real deal!!! 73,000 Malaysians have it. In 2006, 5,400 Malaysians got it. Based on current trends, by 2015, 300,000 Malaysians will have it. 36% of them are amongst people aged between 13 to 29 years old. It is likely that people who found out that they got it before the age of 30, actually got it in their twenties and sometimes even during their teens. What's this "it"? Nah, too dirty a word to mention.

If you care, find out more here.

Sexual Prudence in Terengganu

This is one AWESOME video!!! Full length of the infamous "Girls Gone Wild" videos which ruthlessly exploit the sexual imprudence of American college girls. The age of the non-procreative union is here and discerns the signs of a new counter-culture.

In our sex-saturated culture, we pay homage to the Terengganu man who, after siring 25 children with 3 wives, has taken a 4th wife with whom he intends to produce another 15 children. The archetype of modernity is no more the young women who take on opportunities to flaunt their attributes and prove that they are "sex positive", but the "bertudung" ones who'll be 2nd, 3rd, or 4th wife. In this new culture, we liberate young women from the constructs of patriarchal society (where fathers guard their daughters) to a, perhaps, more incestuous alternative. Watch this video and say bye-bye to MTV sexual exhibitionism.

Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild Vid

Sarawak's Best Gourmet Fish

This is the Empurau fish, of the white species (there are 2 other species - red and black). Found upstream in fast flowing Sarawak rivers with clear clean rock-bottom waters (major rivers in Kapit, Belaga, Limbang, Lawas and Ulu Baram). Catch for the family table weighs 2 - 10kg, but can grow up to 30kg, tho rare nowadays. Feeds on certain type of flowers and fruit - ensurai and engkabang trees. Dwindling in numbers. Only on a vey lucky day can you catch one - like striking a lottery ticket prize.

Very, very tasty, flesh with tinge of sweetness. Juicy in its own oil. Best cooked steam. Most yummy fish. Way, way tastier than the common salmon, cod, tuna or others. Even the scales are soft, sweet to eat.

Guess how much it costs.

RM300 - RM450 per Kg from the kampong fisherman, depending on which part of the river. RM500 - RM1,000 per Kg from the middleman. Served at RM1,000 - RM1,500 per Kg in selected chinese restaurant.

According to Dr Elli Luhat, the empurau is found mainly in trans-Himalayan countries like Nepal, Afghanistan and all the way to Burma. It is known as “mahseer” in some of these countries.

Said to be the king of the Himalayan rivers. Locally, the Semah, which is of the same family, is often mistaken as the Empurau. The Empurau's long median lobe on the lower lips distinguishes it from the Semah.

The empurau’s population is dwindling due mainly to indiscriminate logging. It has been successfully bred for the first time at the Tarat Inland Fisheries Station in Serian. This breakthrough is the result of three years of collaboration between the Fisheries Division and Deakin University headed by Prof. Sena De Silva.

Contact Dr Elli (+60.13.8289795 or ordrelliluhat@gmail.com), for conservation and breeding of empurau.

Father's Day Gift - Boy or Girl

How is that the guys in the adult movies can last for hours before reaching orgasm? It's movie magic, stupid! But even in the live performances (go Europe), the guys seem to last forever.

This post is for the poor guys who can't last even a minute (normal is over 7 minutes). At the same time, it's also for the fathers who want to make baby girls or baby boys. What' the relationship? It's my theory to explain why there seems to be more girls than boys. I see more women than men in my office, I see more women driving on the roads in Kuala Terengganu than there are men, and certainly there are more females in schools, colleges and universities in our country.

For Fathers Day, I'll stick to absurdity and sexiness - how long you last determines if you'll get a baby girl or baby boy. No, you don't need the expensive high-tech techniques. Check to make sure I'm correct here.

The acidity or alkalinity of a woman's vagina is very important in determining baby boy or girl. An acidic environment favours girls, since it will kill the weaker male sperm first and leave a greater number of X sperm (female) to fertilise the egg. So, if you are trying for a boy, a good time for intercourse is when the vaginal balance changes to alkaline - on the day the woman ovulates, or ensure that she orgasms first before you do. Orgasms play a role in determining the sex of a child - the female orgasm. A woman’s body releases a substance that rises alkaline levels when she orgasms. Boys are produced much quicker when there are higher levels of alkaline.(so the explanation for the apparent more-female-than-male phenomena is perhaps because our women don't orgasm enough or because many men now don't last long enough for the women to orgasm).

Fathers, on this Fathers Day, if you want to make baby boys or just want to last as the guys in the movies do, check this drug, Dapoxetine, and this spray, the TEMPE Spray. Don't get over-excited yet. The drug and the spray are yet to be released. If you can't wait, these drugs are in use - Anafranil, Prozac, Zoloft and Paxil.

Happy Fathers Day, guys! Don't rush, but last.

Fathers Day Terengganu Homestay Package

Fathers Day Special Homestay Package in Kuala Terengganu

Fully furnished, quiet, cozy place to stay in Kuala Terengganu at only RM500 per room per night. Limited rooms available.

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Amazing Creations for Father's Day

Craigslist
In Kuala Terengganu, you can't find any classifieds in any newspaper or ads in any 7-Eleven Community Board on room or house for rent. I scouted the city and suburbs, but not a single notice on any unoccupied house if it's for rent. But, in many US cities, Craigslist is the best way to get a job, find an apartment, buy furniture or get a date. It's not flashy or slick, but you won't see any commercial ads here, and the Best Of section is not to be missed.

To me the attractiveness of this creation is that the classifieds are not edited. Another attraction, too, is the anonymity of the Internet - so now I get to shed some inhibition. Some landlords and apartment dwellers looking for roommates are offering to accept sex in lieu of rent on Craigslist. There's an ad offering a room in exchange for "sex and light office duty." Another, a one-bedroom pool house is free "to a girl that is skilled and willing." Yet another ad, a USD700-a-month room is available at a discount to a fit female willing to provide sex. I just wonder if these guys really get to collect rent under the sheets. But it gives me some absurd Father's Day idea.

I got two empty rooms in Kuala Terengganu and now that I could shed some inhibition, I'm thinking of taking a little adventure with this form of voyeurism and hope that it does result in an actual exchange of sex for rent. I'll use the local Terengganu term - homestay, instead of house for rent. Guys, when you see an ad that goes like this, let the hot chicks know: "Athletic MBA Man offering attractive Homestay package in Kuala Terengganu. RM500 per day, negotiable for attractive and willing young females. Offer expires after Fathers Day". Should I change the tag for this post to something sexy and absurd?

Google Maps
I could find, with ease, my way to Kampong Biawak, Lundu, Sarawak with this Google Map on my HTC TyTN II phone. People said I could get fish, fresh from the fishermen's boat a Pulau Kambing in Kuala Terengganu. I located the place on Google Map on my phone and got my fresh fish just as they landed from the sea at the Pulau Kambing jetty. Google's Street View brought a new dimension to mapping this year, offering users real-life images from ground level.

Yelp.com
At Yelp, customers write critical appraisals of everything from theaters to public restrooms. It's the "wisdom of the crowd" in action. Does anyone know if we have something similar here in Malaysia, comprehensive, reliable? If so, it means we Malaysians have moved one level up from being mere consumer of internet-based info to providers of good content.

NYTimes.com
So much have been said about how this grand old newspaper reinvented itself. It has crafted a strong, user-friendly online presence spiced with engaging interactive graphics and first-rate news video. Check this out to see how brilliant the online presence has been designed to give us such an awesome online experience. Our local thestar.com.my is almost there, I think. But the poor guys in RTM, Media Prima and NSTP's www.emedia.com.my continues to remain latecomers, if they ever get to survive the next few years.
http://www.nytimes.com/

Sidestep
SideStep scans more than 200 other travel-focused Web sites, looking for low-priced flights, hotels, rental cars and cruises. The bottom line: It's surprisingly effective at finding deals. It's a great model. Somehow, I haven't found a low-priced deal that low-priced enough for an average Malaysian like me.

Digg
Digg continues to serve denizens of the Web as the most reliable barometer of must-read news on the Internet. Another interesting idea.

Flock
On Father's Day when you get sick of having to surf to all your favorite sites and services, get Flock. Flock integrates Facebook updates, Twitter feeds, YouTube videos, Flickr photo streams, Gmail and Yahoo Mail and blogging tools into a single navigation (and browsing) interface. Read a review here.

Communicating with Young People

The coming Wet n Tech Camp will again be a time for adults to exercise effective skills in nurturing young people in an informal setting. We have seen too many programs targeting young people, but fail to involve them in building life-skills. Take the National Service program for example. Would it not benefit the young people if they are involved in the designing, planning, running and evaluation of the program activities? Wouldn't they at least learn about planning and leadership by being involved that way? Have you seen how the adults communicate with the participants?

Often, we adults talk down to children. It's almost a natural thing to do and our children grow up to do the same thing. We lecture and preach to children. We talk to them condescendingly or without respect, judge their actions, force our own values unto them, use punishment or anger, and make their questions seem silly.

Experiences from raising 6 children (I'm sure you have your experiences to share), combined with community sevice work involving children, here's some positive adult-children communication that may help improve how we get along with young people. It's no different from the communication skills we need in the office. But it takes us to change our own way of relating to young people:

1. Listen and ask questions.
2. Understand the problem or issue.
3. Give facts and correct information.
4. Be able to say, "I don't know".
5. Share your values.
6. Be patient.
7. Share your faith.
8. Respect their opinions.
9. Assure confidentiality and build trust.
10. Share alternatives and options.
11. Give choices.
12. Develop their decision-making skills.
13. Give guidance to live long, healthy lives.
14. Help them identify their feelings and opinions.
15. Build their confidence and self-esteem.

Facilitators of the Wet n Tech Camp, as usual, will need to exercise this communication skill. These may also be especially useful when communicating about family issues, sexuality and growing pains with young people.

Tube, Instinct, iPhone - Where's the sex?

Buying new phones now may not be a good idea. No, not because of the fuel price hike. Apple just launched its new 3G iPhone, priced at USD199 (previous iPhone retailed at USD399) and will be available first in 70 countries (not Malaysia, yet).

For those who can't wait for iPhone's availability in Malaysia, we have two iPhone killers worth owning, but yet to be available.
1. Nokia's Tube
2. Samsung's Instinct

With the iconic iPhone redefining the user experience in mobile phones, Nokia and Samsung have been toiling away with touch-based competitors to the iPhone. Both touted by critics as iPhone killers. (From my experience, nothing comes close to Apple's user experience). Tube is Nokia's first touch device, powered by the new Symbian operating system with built-in Java support (iPhone does not support Java, but Sun has announced will port JVM to iPhone).

Samsung Instinct has a touch screen (smaller than iPhones) featuring localized tactile feedback, called haptics, which allow the virtual QWERTY keypad and other operations to become a sensory experience. It has features like Visual Voicemail, allowing users to listen to messages in their order of preference and manage them with a simple tap of the screen. It also provides support for (POP3) email, multitasking capabilities that allow the user to play music in background mode while surfing the Internet, texting or playing games, a 2.0 megapixel camera with camcorder and expandable microSD memory of up to 8GB. It also includes a Global Positioning System chip. Does it have a feature that enables one to have more sex?

Here's a great review of Instinct vs 3G iPhone:

50 Years of Eating Dust

Kampong Biawak, Lundu, Sarawak is home to the Selakau people, a Dayak group. It's a border village. You can get across to Kalimantan on a day pass. Across the border is the other half of the kampong.

I spent the first day of Gawai, 1st June, visiting open houses here and enjoyed the rest of the day at open houses in Lundu, moving on to Bau district to the villages of Kpg Opar, Kpg Serasot and Kpg Stass.

Of all th kampongs, Kpg Biawak is a deep contrast to the others. Even after 50 years of independence, the people of Kpg Biawak continue to commute on dusty gravel road, an improvement from the earthen road.

It's no wonder that more and more people are demanding change. For me, that change means that the boss of Petronas must be a Sarawakian, that Sarawak decides how the revenues are spent. That change means instead of giving out oil revenue royalty, the Federal Government must now request for from Sarawak and justify for revenues for its expenditures.

Come Experience Gawai in Singai

Kampong Apar, Singai, Bau, Sarawak. Be there on May 21, 2008. Pictured is a screenshot from thestar.com.my.

Sex Sigma vs 6

Here is the new, more acceptable Six Sigma logo. "Quality is like sex. Everyone wants it, but few people get it", that's what a friend and one-time mentor (now CEO of MyBiz) once said. I have never been able to dispute that. There are just as many sex therapists as there are quality management gurus to remedy the many who fail to have sex and companies that fail in quality management. The companies I work for all fail their quality programs and for me, it's always the other guys who have all the luck with the hot chicks. Both quality and sex have many terms by which people refer to them - Six Sigma, QCC, Shag, Copulate for example. Both quality and sex have so many stuffs written about them and there are just as many 101 Ways of Enjoying Sex books, articles and websites as there are 101 Ways of Improving Quality in Your Company books. More similarities:

1. I don’t “get” either one.
2. They both have a measure phase.
3. People have used both to pay their bills. (pls check with Motorola if people have used sex to pay their Six Sigma bills).
4. Exciting at first, then disappointing.
5. Lies, myths and exaggerations are rampant.
6. They both make me sleepy.

One difference between the two - in business institutions there are quality programs such as Six Sigma program or QCC, but we don't have sex programs in our marriage institutions. Another difference - after the initial arousal and excitement, quality programs die off without ever reaching climax, but with sex and good play you can get multiple orgasm and spiritual fulfillment.

Lesson from experience - use of the term "Sex Sigma" (or similar terms) to describe a Six Sigma quality program indicates the term users have rejected the Six Sigma program. If you start hearing such terms around your company, then you can conclude your Six Sigma program is being rejected within your company.

When that happens, it is time to use a more acceptable logo (such as the one shown above) for your Sex Sigma program. With sex being the most searched topic on the Internet by Malaysians, you can't go wrong with Sex Sigma as a successful program in your company.

What A Great Gawai

These people certainly know where the best Gawai is - always in Singai. The Super Bikers, the former diplomat (diplomats are the biggest party people I know), the UNDP folks, all the children and even the poor boy who got sick through out the holidays.