This report in The Star, did not highlight a common feature of parking lots in Cyberjaya when it's after dark - CARSUTRA (watch video below). Check the parking lots of the SME buildings after office hours - it's a venue for wriggly bodies in the confines of parked cars.
Many have said it before too many times - at the rate things are going, Cyberjaya will lose out in more than one ways. The Cyberjaya City Command Center (CCC), if you knew what it was supposed to be, is now just one empty building rotting away. As the name suggests, it was to house the brain of the city, monitoring the smart sensors and cameras around the city, alerting whoever are supposed to be alerted and dispatching response teams to do the needful. But that's only a small portion of the big dream. Has anybody been held accountable for the millions in wasted taxpayers' money?
Observing the behaviours of the guys of Cyberview, it's not difficult to forsee the future of Cyberjaya. It's a common symptom of organizational dysfunction - the boss buys himself a brand new E-Class, parks right at the office entrance (what if there is emergency?), VIP themselves at events and functions by having VIP parking and VIP tables for themselves, and sit among themselves. You'd be lucky if they return your calls or apologize for missing a scheduled appointment. When you hold yourself high and mighty, and use your position and taxpayers money to indulge in self-glorification, you'll certainly fail the purpose that you are supposed to serve.
You can't even get the car parks right! Given that the car parks have other useful purposes after office hours, Cyberview should take the opportunity (not to engage in voyeurism) to be the city for outsourcing sex. Think about it - Cyberjaya, the world's premier city for outsourced sex and sex shared services. Imagine how lucrative it would be - thriving call centers, sweaty body shops - all so unlike any other cities. Why not - Cyberjaya already has some of the infrastructures for that and the large population of foreign workers in Cyberjaya provides ready market.
To promote to the world and get instant impact with little cost, Cyberview can learn from British "media consultancy" ST16. ST16 won the International Gold Award for viral film at the New York Film Festival for its hit online short called Steamy Windows. The video has attracted 2.4 million views on YouTube in 6 months and another 65,000 on Kontraband. Why so many views? Watch this "Hot Girl Having Sex In A Car" video. Best backseat romp ever.
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